Self-Parking Cars

So, I'm at the Illinois DMV getting a new license with a picture that makes me look like a fat serial killin' terrorist when I look a bit closer at my birth certificate. My parents were 26 years old when they had me. I'm 26 years old and no where near children. Having children and getting married is what old people do. Spooky and just in time for Halloween! Which, I have lots of Halloween parties to go to before I go on a trip to Indiana this weekend.

I'm putting out another 'zine and need writers. For more info, visit: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=21946350&blogID=180170212&MyToken=dd4ce09e-cf0d-422e-a74b-f8736613d785

Enjoy!

Look what I have to deal with!

Chicago traffic is out of control.

Creepy store displays are my favorite.

The set of Escanaba In Da Moonlight, which I saw at the Circle Theatre in Forest Park, Illinois. I liked it better than the movie since it was a bit more refined. The story was way clearer and more vulgar. Who knew I was this much of a Michigan man?

Storefront in Forest Park, IL

I wonder what the purpose of this was originally? It's not an umbrella holder...

The purpose of this is to make me smile.

Chicago Marathon near Fullerton on Clark. There were 40,000 runners. Way too much for me to do that early on a Sunday morning...

X-Men Unite!

Much love and hope to see you all soon!

Mike

Don't Trust Anyone Without Facial Hair. No... One...

First thing's first: THE TIGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!! YEAH!!! I don't knew when or how they got good, but yeah!!!


Here's a billboard near my apartment. There's something to wake you up on your way to work...


The Wicker Park stop near my apartment. It's the new Wrigleyville and that is sad...


MOUSTACHE PARTY @ MURDER HOUSE! It's like getting your face painted at the art fair.


Myself and a moustached Megan!


Moustached Megan and a non-moustached Tennessee.


I stared at this thing all night. Muskegon kids are awesome!


Irresistable. If only you knew the history of that cup, Audrey...


The classy 'stache for the classy lady.


If we had a boxing ring, it would be my honor to fight this man.


Adam, I'm going to give you a choice of MySpace profile pics. You can have this one...


...or this one. My advice is to let the people decide your fate.


There's a lot of people in my kitchen.


This man knows about the TIGERS GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!


Double facial hair? If I liked you before, I love you now...


There's nothing like a bathroom line at a party.


Some girl who lost a cell phone we never found and Mr. Dustin Malmquist. Also, I found a driver's license for a Brian M. Kraus. 1) If you know him, have him contact me about getting it back. 2) Who are you and are we related?


This is why we went through two (2) kegs from 10pm - 1:30am. Good thing the Tip Top is just around the corner...


From the U.P. dar, eh?


There's always a hippie...


If you can't tell, this says "Grenola - I'm sorry." I wish I knew the story behind it.


This is for all of you who gave me cookies, candy, donuts, cash, hard lemonade, cake, dinner, and more for my birthday. You are all too good to me and I love you.

xoxo
GO TIGERS!

Mike

'STASH BASH

'STASH BASH

Event to raise money for the film "My Moustache"

two (2) kegs

Saturday October 14, 2006 @ 10pm

1626 N. Richmond Ave., Apt 2

Chicago, IL 60647

Entry Fee:

Real 'stach - $1

Fake 'stach - $3

no 'stach - $5

GO TIGERS!

Tigers are in the American League Championship Series! Hells yeah!


This is a fancy house I went to for a work event. Man, some people have too much money and have no idea what to do with it...


This is just their livingroom, which is just a fraction of the home.


Another part of the livingroom.


Look at this bed. Who sleeps on something like this? It's like a Gap store display.


The view from the fancy house.


Take Down the Bush Regime-The World Can't Wait protest that went by my office. What a great city I live in.


Look at these goons.


Nice!


Too bad I had to work.


Marching down Jackson toward Federal Plaza.


What are we in Iraq for again?


What a beautiful day for a march...


Man, there are more officers on Michigan Avenue than in Iraq. It's all about priorities...


They literally were bringing them in by the busloads.


Fall fashions for 2006. Combat gear is the new black.


Spooky ad near my apartment.


Here's Blue taking it easy.


I went to the Chicago Bears game against the Buffalo Bills. I don't even want to know how much the tickets cost.


I'm actually really surprised we got in considering how difficult it was to find people scalping tickets.


On my way to the 400 level.


To me, the old part of the stadium is still more impressive than the new...


Looking north inside Soldier Field.


Looking east inside Soldier Field.


"AND HEEEERRREEE ARE YOUR CHI-CAH-GO BEARS!


Looking south inside Soldier Field.


The Field Museum just north of Chicago Field.


At the Shedd Aquarium.


Check out these crabs!


A Kimoto Dragon.


The new wing of the aquarium where fish swim above you!


Look at this wall 'o fish!


Viaduct near my apartment.

What an awesome weeks its been. Another NFL game. A trip to the aquarium. Some really good food. Great weather. I've got great roommates and an apartment. Chicago is really the greatest city in the world!!!

xoxo,

Mike