Bearded Gods

Amazing... Simply amazing...

Her First Mistake Was Wearing Stripes....

I didn't wake up until around 1 pm today. Surprising since I had hard liquor last night. I did wake up earlier to my family's noisy bullshit, but passed out like a good young man...

I woke up to a steak lunch. I don't know about you, but red meat for breakfast is a little harsh...

I worked on music management for much of the afternoon and then the 'zine. I have too much to do before I have a real job...

Went to Mike's tonight and this is what it looks like when everyone and their half retarded brother is there. Jebus fugin' Christo!

Everyone kind of left Mike's early and the Blue Note was on my way. I was going to go there in the first place, but someone said they'd call at a certain time and then called hours later. It's amazing I showed up anyway on my Schwinn. Met a cool person. It's nice to buy someone drinks once in a while

Oh yeah, Luke use to play baseball with me. I knew I knew him from somewhere. Muskegon is the jewel in my mother fuckin' huge crown. "Heaven is a place on earth."

I don't go to hair salons, but I love their names. This is a great example why. I know there is better. In Chicago, there is a place called "Curl Up and Dye." If I got a picture of that I would post it.

Anyway, tomorrow is the 4th and who really gives a shit? The British or Washington? I don't friggin' care? What I am excited about is the BBQ at 6 pm at Matt & Andrea's. Plus, I shave the beard off tomorrow leaving a moustache. Ladies, please keep your hands off until I say "go."

Beard On Beard Action

Not a bad day today. I don't remember if I said this, but I killed the comic book. Yet, I'm working on the 'zine again. That damn thing is sucking my soul right out of me. I'm not sure what to think about it right now. Is it too much or is it touching? We'll see how it comes out...

I took a bike ride to the lake too just to get out of the house. Had dinner with a pretty, nice visitor as well.

Adam had his party tonight. It was a really good time and quite the confidence booster. No pictures of that since my batteries are dead. Too damn bad.

Blackmailing Noah Hopson for... Does $300 Sound Good?

This message is for Noah only... I have in my possession incriminating photos your girlfriend in London may be very interested in. I saw an opportunity to take advantage of you and make some quick cash. Maybe in bike parts??? I fully expect you to take revenge when the tables have turned...

Went to the art fair for just a little bit yesterday. It was alright and saw some people I haven't seen in a while. Probably do it again today.

Saw War of the Worlds as well. It was alright. I think they kind of copped out at the end. It was entertaining. I give it a "B" in my grade book...

Spent much of the day with Amanda. Tried to buy concert tickets and failed since they only have lousy seats left. Drove around thinking about what to eat. Ended up at Racquets. Had a nice little bonfire at her house. Man, we're both Chatty Kathy's. I think every time we get into a conversation it ends up lasting two hours minimum. It's therapy for the both of us and I hope she feels better today about having lots of hard decisions to make. I've had a lot of those recently and don't envy her...

Taste the Revolution

I went to the dentist for real this time. Man, I think I will be going to the dentist more often. It was a lot more fun than I remember it being. Well, except for gagging again when they tried to make impressions. That shit keeps going down my throat.

Had to pick up Nick's package at the post office. Then I spent most of the afternoon working on the music business stuff. I think he got his money's worth today.

Got my assignment for my job today as well. All I have to say is it is very interesting. I will leave it at that.

Had a night on the town with Amanda. We went to the Landmark and Lakeshore for a few drinks. Maybe a few too many actually.

I don't have any plans for tomorrow. Who wants to go to Boyz II Men? I have a pass... Do you? Anyway, you know how to reach me.

Mt. McKinley is Covered in "Poo."

Got up for my dentist appointment today. Too bad it isn't until tomorrow.

Spent much of the afternoon working on music management stuff. I have to design a logo and letterhead for my new business. I have some good designs. I also have some bad designs. Something should work though and it will make us filthy rich...

I also worked on my 'zine. Man, I usually have a hard time coming up with material and feel like I've only got petty things to deal with. So far, I only have a couple of articles and I'm reaching deep into the abyss for this one. I guess that is what happen when you've had a Spring like mine. Thank god that Summer is here and way more fun.

Spent the evening over at Andrea and Matt's place. That is their rat above. Just sat on the porch drinking and talking about shit. Good times with the chimnea (sp?). The Tigers lost to the White Sox in extra innings. Damn shame...

If I have any inspiration at all about getting a job, about 99% of it is related to the fact I am living at home and slowly being driven crazy. Let's see, over the past few days I have had arguments about relish, drawers, a pizza box, a clean shirt being placed on a table, resting my legs on a chair, chicken, lawns, municipal government, and I'm sure a few other things. Most of the time it involves a lot of passive aggressive behavior. When is my sister going to move into my grandpa's old house? When hell freezes over is my guess. If she doesn't soon, I will and she can't live with me because she is too insane about silly shit.

Now that I have that off my chest, what to do tomorrow. Start off again with a dentist appointment (for real this time). Summer Celebration starts tomorrow. I might stop by for some of that nonsense. I don't think I'll see Los Lonely Boys or whoever they are. I'll save my energy for Boyz II Men. That's about it. Keep your eyes peeled Muskegon for a bearded man on an old fashioned blue Schwinn bike because I will be passing by like lightning. My legs are so toned and strong right now that I could kill a man like Catwoman. Now that's a sexy way to die...

I was suppose to title this something. I forgot what, but it was good... very good...

I don't understand this logo for the Silversides. Why is he wearing a German hat during WWII? What are those hoops shooting out of his mouth? Why is there a flag for the Riddler and Iraq? Is that a sex toy in his fin?

This is the first meeting of the bike gang. Aren't you all jealous? I need to set a date where a group of us can get together and raise hell. In the words of Mr. Gomez, "I didn't know what you were talking about with a bike gang, but I think I understand now and it rocks..." At least that is how I remember the quote... He may correct me in the comments box.

I think our first mission as a hell raising bike gang should be to steal this submarine. It needs a propeller to move. I think if we get a little spray paint and moxy, we can get away with it. Imagine a spray painted red submarine. They would never recognize it and we could easily get away...

Monday Night Club was as good as always. Nearing the end of the evening we turned Mike's Inn into a dance club. It made a lot of people nervous, but excited?!?!?!

That lead to a 3 am swim at Lake Harbor Park. What happens at Lake Harbor Park stays at Lake Harbor Park...

Ate and drank at the super air conditioned Vous until 6am.

Woke up too damn early this morning because I can't sleep in this heat. I will need to take a nap this afternoon if I'm going to do anything tonight. I guess we are organizing a group of people to go to the drive-in tonight. Other than that, I don't know...